Terrible hole related puns

The Time: mid 2006?

The situation: A fellow Morrowind modder has asked for some taunts for a mod he's working on, in which you are chasing a smart-mouth hole (it's too complex to explain, just go with it) that taunts you as you chase it. These are the terrible puns submitted by our hero:

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So, you chose to PIT your wits against mine?
You're asking for a HOLE heap of trouble!
So what's your story? FILL ME IN why don't you - wait, on second thoughts...
You don't give up, you just keep DIGGING yourself DEEPER.
While we're waiting would you like to discuss politics? Philosophy? What, you didn't realise I was so DEEP?
I'd never be caught being caught by someone who dresses like you do. Though I realise that might seem SHALLOW.
Wow, you're slow. Want to BURROW a pair of running shoes? Y'know, because Burrow sounds sort of like Borrow? And I'm a hole? Oy, what is this, an audience or an oil painting?
Again with the chasing? Come on, you're BORING me. No? Fine, you think of some.
Just why do you DIG me so much?
I'm sorry, you'll just have to come back during ORIFICE hours.
Hey, right back APERTURE buddy!
Oh dear, I find myself in a GRAVE situation. Makes a person feel quite HOLLOW.
Ooh, it's cold. Do you perchance have a TRENCHcoat?
Since we've got a few minutes while you catch up, I have a question; do you think depressed grave-diggers BURY themselves in their work? Don't give me that look, if you'd caught me earlier I wouldn't have had to DELVE into my c-list material.
Listen, this is taking ages and I promised I'd meet someone. Mind if I DITCH you?
I went to get my eyes checked the other day. They told me I have TUNNEL vision. Nah, just messing with you - I don't even have eyes, I'm a hole.